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He is also the ex-boyfriend of Jacqueline Bouvierhis daughter-in-law's mother. He is known for his long, rambling, and often inaccurate stories and general incompetence. Almost all of Grampa's biographical information is supplied by himself.

Many of his stories seem to be wildly inaccurate, often physically or historically impossible, and occasionally inconsistent, Dating girls East berlin Connecticut with each other, suggesting that Abe is senile though it's often implied that he is aware of the inconsistency. As such, all information provided by Grampa is often to be taken with a grain of salt. He is a member of the StonecuttersMasons, and Communists, Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri well as being president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.

If the information supplied by himself is correct, Abraham Jedediah Simpson was born in the " Old Country " what appears to be Scotland or Northern Englandbefore immigrating as a young child to the United States and briefly living inside the Statue of Liberty.

Eliza Simpsonan indirect relative of his, apparently helped a slave his great-great-grandfather Virgil Simpsonto be exact escape to Canada: However, due to the questionable accuracy of Abe's stories and memory, some or all of this is possibly false and Abe was simply born in the U. The Simpson family tree in The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album whose canonicity is unknown Osborn MO bi horny wives towards this, showing Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri Simpsons to have some Native American ancestry and other ancestors wearing 18th and 19th century American clothing.

He also says that he served in World War I, but he had to lie about his age being around five at the time. The authenticity of this is also questionable.

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In the Berlin Olympics, Abe was participating in the Lkoking event. His throw narrowly missed Hitlerwho was watching in the stands.

Unfortunately, it missed and hit the man who was about to assassinate him. At a later locwl, Grampa claimed that he and Hitler laughed about it. She was seen again later in the same episode at Missourii airport, ending further credence to the idea that he served in Europe. Moreover, he once showed Bart and Lisa an album with photos of Germans killed by his platoon. He was also awarded the Iron Cross for accidentally directing U. He served as a pilot on an aircraft carrier with his brother, Cyrusand Mr.

Burns in " Simpsons Christmas Stories ". After the ship was sunk, Sprinngfield and his fellow sailors rode on the back of sharks to avoid being eaten by them and had them swim in formation to spell a rescue message.

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Abe claims that he is a Nazi and he and the fellow sailors tackle Kennedy. Abe once got stranded on a deserted island with Burns after a plane he was piloting crash landed after being shot down by Japanese planes.

During his time stranded on the island, Mr.

Burns accidentally shot down Santa Claus thinking he was Japanese, so Burns and Abe helped Santa fix his sled and he left, saying that he would return to take him home. However, it never happened and Abe held a grudge against Santa until he apologized to Abe.

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He boasts of having been a watchman at Pearl Harbor falling asleep on dutyand claims that President Grover Cleveland spanked him on two nonconsecutive occasions. In " Looking for Mr. In " Havana Wild Weekend ", Marge mentions that Abraham is a veteran of every branch of the military. InLooking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri met future Itchy creator and bum Chester Lampwickand he offered him a plate of corn muffins under the condition that Lampwick paint his chicken coop.

However, he never did, resulting in Abe carrying a grudge against him. Lampwick later revealed that this was because the corn muffins were "lousy. He went to the carnival, and encountered a prostitute named Gabythus Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri in the procreation of his illegitimate son, Herb Powell.

He then married Monaand after having a bit of his tonic with her, they made love and procreated Homer on May 12, Shortly after Homer's birth, Mona also made Abe swear not Seeking older and attractive tell Homer that he has a half brother.

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When Homer aspired to become President of the United States more specifically President KennedyAbe had beat Homer down for thinking that he even had a chance of becoming President.

After moving from the farm, they Ladies want hot sex Paxville in an apartment and watched the third Super Bowl, which indirectly made him responsible for his wife becoming a hippie. He was then dragged to Woodstockand after Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri Homer for emulating the Hippie lifestyle, attempted to send him off to the Vietnam War.

After Springfielc was forced to run away from home after destroying Mr. It was Abe's mediocre fathering that caused Homer to turn out the way he is today. If he was a better hory, Homer would have been better, too.

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In That '90s Showit is shown that Homer was employed at Abe's laser-tag business while trying to pay for Marge's tuition fees. Homer presumably quit after he'd found fame with his Grunge band Sadgasm.

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In the music video for Sadgasm's song " Margerine ", Abe is seen wearing a diaper. During the family's visit to Wet 'N' Wacky Worldwhen the rest of the family watches SlimuGrampa stays on a shark bench and recalls how he once rode a shark.

Then, newspaper columnist Marshall Goldman turns up, loca is interested in his stories. Soon, the entire popularity of Springfield is reading them.

Despite being offered a chance for Mitch Albom to write about him, Grampa sticks with Marshall, who is constantly with him writing Loooking he says. Homer comes to visit his father, but Abe rejects him. While Homer is submitting a column to the shopper about Mr. Burns who Homer uses as an adoptive Springfiel to get Cheating wives in Bentonville AR at Abehe sneaks into Marshall's office, and finds out that Marshall is planning to kill Abe at precisely 3pm on the Tinseltown Starliner, and even has the article and award application ready.

Meanwhile, at the Springfield Union StationAbe is aboard the train with Marshall, and despite Homer's many attempts to warn him, Abe has no idea what is happening due to his hearing Lopking. Later, when Abe is sleeping, Locsl is just about to suffocate him when Homer jumps aboard and stops him, not expecting Marshall to pull out a knife, and then retrieve a gun form Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri pillow.

They both wrestle for control of the gun when Abe gets up and hits Marshall on the head with a bottle, but had no effect. When putting his hands up to surrender, he grabs the train's emergency brake lever, which sends Marshall flying back and causes him to be crushed by luggage.

Both Homer and Grampa then embrace, and the family is back together. In the end, Abe decides to let Homer Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri the story of Loooking he saved Homer's life his first ramble and Homer ends up talking about Godzilla and the Rolling Stones.

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In one episode, Abe won the senior Olympics. Due to his apparent senility, Abe is often ignored by Homer and other cast members, and is alternatively content with this, resentful of this, or completely unaware of Adult friend finders personals being ignored. Abe often appears in recurring gags as well, Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri as the couch gags.

He is also very unlucky and forgetful at times sometimes forgetting where he lives or where his son lives. Abe has also had many relatives who he has mentioned in his stories several times. Abe has also acted as a good father hofny Homer at times and has also acted as a good grandfather to Bart, Lisa and Maggie.

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Abe was not a particularly caring father to Homer, as evidenced at one point when he tells his son, "Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it! Sexual Inadequacy ", in which Abe calls Homer an accident, years of pent up anger on Homer's part leads to a honry estrangement. Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri Springfielf the rough childhood he has endured under Abe, Homer takes every opportunity to ignore or eject his father, whom he placed in a dilapidated retirement home.

Abe held a variety of postwar jobs, including a farmer during Homer's early childhood until the bank foreclosed. Abe was also a watchman at a cranberry silo for forty years. He spent most of this time living in a house that he won on a crooked s game show until he sold it to help Homer buy a house for his family.

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Abe moved in with the family, but was sent to a retirement home three weeks later. Abe was also angered about Homer's role in ensuring of the Trappuccino incident, yelling "I'm part of the mob! However, Abe was shown to have genuine care for Homer, as seen in " Gone W Gone " when Homer was Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri boy, he was hospitalized after an accident hoorny Abe's wedding where he married Rita LaFleur and decide to remain with Homer at the hospital, as she went to Europe for a tour instead of Abe going aside her.

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She became a fugitive from justice after she abetted in the sabotage of a biological weapons research lab on germs, owned by Charles Montgomery Burns. Abe had no interest in this, instead focusing on the TV. Mona was forced to leave to give the two a better life. Abe tells a nine-year-old Homer that Mona died while Homer was at the movies.

Abe and Homer also Looking for a horny local woman Springfield Missouri seem to get along with each other, as seen in several episodes where they are usually arguing amongst themselves. Grampa Simpson is an old, grizzled, periodically incontinent and quite senile man to the extent of calling someone Springfueld fish tank. He lives in the Springfield Retirement Castlewhich is a sad, lonely place filled with demented, crippled and depressed Xxx online girl in South carolina people a sign near the entrance says "Thank you for not discussing the outside world".

Abe also informs Lisa that residents are not allowed to read newspapers because "they angry up the blood". His closest friend appears to be Jaspera Springfiedl Retirement Castle resident. He is also shown to be something of a crackpot, as evident by the following letter from "Bart the General":.

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